And now I shall present to you a dramatic reading that I have entitled Fundie Telephone Game. Please enjoy.
CONGRESS: Hey! Because of that whole church state thing colleges can't use bailout money to repair any religious building. LOL, SORRY!
Jay Sekulow, ACLJ: ZOMG!!1 Congress is totally discriminating against Christians. Religious organizations deserve the right to use those buildings. You can't take that away from them!!
CONGRESS: LOL, wut?
OneNewsNow (while lashing self): Persecution!!!
CONGRESS: Hai, guyz! Did you even read the thing?
Sen. James DeMint: Democrats hate Christianity and eat babbys!
CONGRESS: I thought you was one of us...
James Dobson: JIHAD, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
CONGRESS: *facepalm*
And scene!
Fundie Telephone Game
Posted by : Rev. Ouabache | Thursday, February 5, 2009 | Published in Christianity, legal, politics
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