ChaoSkeptic

I have jumped on the bandwagon and signed up for Twitter. Or to be more accurate, I've had a Twitter account for almost a year now and I'm finally doing something with it. It looks like Twitter is where the "cool" people are migrating now that Facebook is being fascist and stuff. If you want to follow me CLICK HERE NOW. You'll see me post insanely interesting things like this:

I wonder if the guy who writes Doonsbury has stock in Twitter. Has anyone investigated this?

If there was a website where a bunch of pr0n stars constantly updated their status would it be called Twatter? I bet someone already regged that name

I have just discovered the awesomeness of Sprite with orange flavoring from Sonic. I wonder if I could get a raise for this

Having a dream about Twitter and my blog is probably not a good sign.

How could you miss out on an opportunity like this??