What God Wants, God Gets

Posted by : Rev. Ouabache | Wednesday, September 1, 2010 | Published in

"God wants goodness. God wants light. God wants mayhem. God wants a clean fight." Roger Waters

If God is omnipotent (and we are told by his followers that He most definitely is) then we have to assume that this is the universe that He wants to exist. What God wants, God gets. Therefore God wants pain, suffering, famine, death, disease, and war. If He wanted it any other way He'd just snap His fingers and make it all disappear. He must really love seeing humans in pain. (And don't give me that nonsense about God not wanting to interfere with our "free will". An omnipotent/omniscient being would find that problem trivial.)

The logical conclusion then is that God is a dick or He is not omnipotent (or both). Either way that is not an entity worth of worship. Better to stick with Eris instead. You know where you stand with Her. Yes, she is a heartless Bitch but you know She just does it out of boredom, not malice.


  1. Reverend Loveshade said...

    I saw it done like this:

    Premise 1) God is all knowing.

    Premise 2) God is all powerful.

    Premise 3) God is all loving.

    Premise 4) Innocent people suffer.


    January 13, 2011 at 2:55 PM

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