Denyse O'Leary Shows Scientists How It's Done

Posted by : Rev. Ouabache | Wednesday, January 7, 2009 | Published in

Intelligent Design Proponent/Shameless Self Promoter Denyse O'Leary has once again overcome the dastardly logic of the evil Atheistic, Material Naturalist, Baby Jebus-hating Darwinists by showing that she doesn't believe in Natural Selection because it is too magical:

A couple of years ago, after I had been following the controversy for several years, I found myself listening to a long lecture by a Darwinist, replete with bafflegab and pretty lame examples. Finally, sensing (correctly) that I was unconvinced, he proclaimed to me, "You just don't understand how natural selection works, do you?"And suddenly, the penny dropped. What he meant was that I just don't believe in magic. I can't make myself believe in magic; I haven't been able to since I was a child. And I was no longer going to give the matter any attention.


Furthermore:
A process that causes organisms that are better adapted for their environment to survive and reproduce more often than less adapted organisms just seems like crazy witchcraft. Furthermore, the fact that I don't understand it means that it's automatically false. Now if you'll excuse me, I must attend mass today. Near the end the priest plans on saying an incantation over a piece of bread and a glass of wine in order to transmogrify them into the body and blood of Jesus. Have a Blessed Day.

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*- One quote is real and the other is fake. You're big enough to understand satire, right?

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  1. Anonymous

    This is what Denyse really would have written had she been honest with herself:

    "What he meant was that I just don't understand science. I can't make myself understand science; I haven't been able to since I was a child. And I was no longer going to give the matter any attention because it hurts my tiny brain."


    Lew Siffer;)

    March 30, 2010 at 4:28 PM

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