Cabal leader JohnnyFuckingBrainwash lay's out the manifesto thusly:
Shut up. Really. You’re an idiot. You have no fucking clue what you’re talking about, and yet there you go, spouting off like you’re entitled to an opinion.I'm still not 100% sure what the site is going to be about but the front page of the blog currently has an anti-anti-vaccinationist post by Nigel, a pair of anti-George Will posts, and an anti-abstinence only education post by Bus Mall Socialist Ranter. Looks like some place I'd fit in. I've signed up for an account there. I'll try to cross-post some of my stuff over there if I think it fits. It could end up being a really cool place for us Discordians who are liberally and skeptically minded to come together.
I don’t expect brilliance from you. I don’t expect eloquence. Shit, I don’t even expect you to be right. All I ask is that you have some fucking clue before you open your mouth. I don’t care if you pull ideas out of your ass- just don’t inflict them on me. Please.
Look, you don’t get swine flu from pork chops. That bad ice storm last winter doesn’t disprove global warming. Reagan didn’t defeat the Soviet Union, Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11, and “god” does not appear once in the US Constitution.
Shut up! You are an idiot.
(Hat tip to Telarus and Nigel)